Obtaining A Medical Marijuana Card: Qualifications

In order to qualify for a card you must have a qualifying condition. Don't be a idiot like someone I know that tried getting a card for.... HEEL SPURS! I about died when he told me that & I'm sure he has something on the list that qualifies but... 

Here's a general rundown on qualifying conditions. It varies from State- to -State so you might want to check your State Govt.'s website. 
- Acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), HIV infection
- Anorexia, Cachexia
- Arthritis
- Cancer
- Chronic pain
- Glaucoma
- Migraine headaches or chronic headaches
- Persistent muscle spasms, multiple sclerosis
- Seizures and Epilepsy
- Severe nausea
- Depression
- Anxiety
- Posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
- Insomnia
- PMS symptoms
- Painful Periods
- Hepatitis C
- Inflammatory bowel disease (IBS)
- Colitis (Chron's Disease or Ulcerative Colitis)
- Urinary incontinence
- Chronic abdominal pain
- Chronic pelvic pain
- Neuropathy
- Neuralgia
- Chronic low back pain
- Asthma
- Parkinson's disease
- Huntington's chorea
- Multiple Sclerosis
- Wasting syndrome
- ... and many others

I got certified because of a bad dip!! 
I was slow dancing with this guy when he unexpectedly dipped me & dipped me so low I heard my knee make a LOUD popping sound. It was so loud I could hear it over the band that was blaring next to us. I had to be helped off the dance floor & driven home. I didn't have insurance at the time so I just put on a neoprene brace, took a week off of work and let it heal as is. I never saw the doc until years later because it was bugging me. I had it X-rayed which reveiled it was an ACL injury with some other crap going on with it. That was MY qualifying condition but not the main reason I use medical marijuana. I use it for religious purposes, stress, and pain in other parts of my body that I could probably get a card for too (back pain). 
For pain I prefer to take it orally, be it a tincture, yummy candy or a brownie. I find it works on my pain etc better than smoking it. Combining the two,
Smoking & taking it orally is the ultimate in relief.

I know it's scary getting your card, I was nervous, I hate going to any doctors because I'm a wuss... a big baby.

I have had a medical Marijuana (self caregiver) card for four years now and couldn't imagine life without it. I didn't want to prescription drugs the doctors offered me & I recently told one (not in these exact words) that I didn't want any of those stinking pill! I told him I was using cannabis and he was really cool about it and thought that was just fine. I was relieved to say the least.

If you're reading this & have any questions about getting your card you can leave them in the comment section or send me an email me at greenthumbgirls.com